I am diagonally parked in parallel universe.
Lord help me be the person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.
.....and what difference do YOU make?
On the other hand . . . you have different fingers.
You don't have to believe everything you think.
When you argue with reality, you lose...but only 100% of the time.
Visualize Whirled Peas
My Carma ran over your Dogma.
Which ones have you seen? Leave your comments.
Friday, November 30, 2007
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That second one had me laughing out loud!!!!
Here are some funny ones I've seen:
1. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
2. SHHH! I'm listening to a book.
3. I had a handle on life but it BROKE.
I chuckled into a coughing fit after reading Harrington's #1 bumper sticker.
--Brent
Okay Bumper Stickers. Here are a bunch!
1. Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.
2. An Apple a day keeps Windows away.
3. If it's not one thing, it's your Mother.
4. If you can read this, I've lost the trailor!
5. We didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become vegetarians!
6. Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a clam.
7. Without Geometry, life is pointless.
8. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
10. Hang up and Drive.
11. Just say NO to negativity.
12. Watch out for the idiot behind me.
13. Dyslexics are teople poo.
Okay that's enough, I better stop. Alright just one more...
"Who are these children, and why do they keep calling me Mom?"
Bravo, Jerry and Stef!
One of my favorites is one that I bought for my sister this Christmas. It read "Republicans for Voldemort."
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